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the O.C. christmas episode sucked slutty fag bum.  while the Everybody Hates Chris episode was good ol’ holiday television.  especially when the fat red head kid stomps Chris to the floor and says "happy kwanzza, kunta kinte".  where the O.C. failed to blend judaism and christianity (if christmas is still christian) with corny Christmakkuh magic, Everybody Hates Chris succeeded in mixing them ol’ Cosby family values with a likkle FUCK-YOU-KRACKER.  subtle enough to make a klan’s man giggle in his sheets.

for more holiday cheer i suggest you watch C.R.A.Z.Y..  c’est en francais.  even better it’s quebecois.  what’s best is that it’s flaming.  complete with pretty boy outfits from three different decades.  an amazing soundtrack.  crying.  peeing the bed.  war with oldest brother, father, and GOD.  making up with oldest brother, father, and GOD.  more crying.  cooler than thou situations and characters.  and a cakeboy protagonist that even your hockey fan boyfriend can idolize.  so christmas is pretty gay already.  when you make a film about a gay kid born on christmas that is . . . CRAZY.  anyway, it’s a great film.  touching.  YOU and you’re hockey boy will love it.  (you means:  you AND you).

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i got not-so-superman wasted at my staff party on tuesday.  i spent the last three days MENTALLY recovering.  not physically, i can handle the drink, MENTALLY.  which is why all i can talk about is movies and television.  it is all i did for the past three days, to relieve myself of the embarrassment.  i can’t really remember a thing after staff party drink number nth.  i lost my jacket AGAIN.  and now i’m scared to go back to work.  it’s not that i have a problem.  it’s that i’m incredibly stupid.  i can’t be an alcoholic, i lack the courage.  still, time for a break i think. 

we’ll see what i’m saying after NEW YEARS.  hope your’s is awesome. =P.

let’s get a hug.  *hug*.  now turn around, bitch.  *smack*.  scoot.

-mlv 

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